Finally a PC that does what you want it to…
Who said IT people don’t know how to have fun???
Prison Vs. Work
PRISON
@ WORK
- You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
- You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
- You get three meals a day fully paid for
- You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
- You get time off for good behavior
- You get more work for good behavior
- The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
- You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
- You can watch TV and play games
- You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
- You get your own toilet
- You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
- They allow your family and friends to visit
- You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family
- All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
- You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare
- You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
- You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
- You must deal with sadistic wardens
- They are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!
Now get back to work. You’re not getting paid to surf.
The Games We Play..
As a lot of people know I work part-time for Google as a rater. Because of the job I come acrooss a lot of strange things. This morning I’ve been working on a project on the topic, quotes about relationships (remarkably appropriate) Some of the quotes I found were pretty good. So, I thought I would share…
“Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.”
— Mignon McLaughlin
“I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze women… they’re self-destructive. But they crash into you, and you die along with them.”
— Woody Allen
“The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired.”
— Milton Berle
“A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman knows.”
— Monica Piper
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.”
— Mae West
“I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
— Garry Shandling
“Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?”
— Helen Rowland
“That’s why guys get married, so they can stop wooing. It’s exhausting to woo. You know, you woo, you woo, and you woo, you gotta go Whoa!”
— Paul Reiser
“Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you, too.”
— Will Smith
Risk Management
Risk Management? No, never heard of it. Can you pass me that wrench.