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Nice My Team Won the LCBC League

Last Thursday my team won the LCBC Summer League. I didn’t get to play in the final because of my operation, but I played in every other game.

LCBC Summer Soccer League Champs

LCBC Summer Soccer League Champs

Another Annoying Forward: But This One Is Humorous

‘True’ Friendship Enough of that Sissy Crap!

Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems That always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises That actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy Little smiley faces on this card – Just the stone cold truth.

1. When you are sad — I will Help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue — I will Try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will Know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will Tell you horrible stories about How much worse it could be, Until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will Use little words.
7. When you are sick — I will Tell you to stay the hell away from me Until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall – I will Point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask. ‘Because you’re my friend!’


Hey, I love having comments, but please let me know who you are. Even just initials would be great. Then if it’s someone I know I can figure it out and it won’t be public knowledge…


“The friendship that can cease has never been real.”
— Saint Jerome

“Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.”
— Anais Nin

Lovefest 2007 San Fransisco

I promised some pictures from the LoveParade/LoveFest I went to last month. So here we go!


1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences.
She thought she was God and I didn’t.

2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are just missing.

10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18.. Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs?A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
for a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

29.. I smile because I don’t know what the heck is going on.

Life is too short and friends are too few .

We Is Friends

“When friends stop being frank and useful to each other, the whole world loses some of its radiance.”
– Anatole Broyard


Just wanted to say congrats to Chris for getting engaged this weekend!!!

What’s the best way to get over JetLag?

I’m staying with a friend of mine. Actually I’m staying at her place and she is staying at her boyfriends. The first day, we were on our way to the Viktualienmarkt for my traditional Bratwurst and Beer. I do this everytime when I arrive and right before I leave Munich. Another friend SG was going to meet us there. When she got there she told me she just got a call from Jerry. Jerry lives in Jersey and he has a company that organizes trips to trade fairs all over the world for companies from the US. He wanted us to come down to Kilians (where I used to work). The funny thing is I haven’t seen him in ages. I seem to only see him in Munich. Even thought he lives less than 2 hours away!
It turns out he and some other guys were going to another friends pub in Straubing (about 1:15 from Munich). Molloy’s Pub So, I still had the same clothes on from the trip over. They talked me in to going with them, but I had to go then there was no time to go change or get a change of clothes. I’m really glad I went though it was a great time and the owners are really cool as well. I was wrecked the next day though, and had to wear the same clothes again. (blah) But, it was definitely worth it. I think I needed a good night like that. Even if that Canadien hockey player does find me. 😉 I’ll definetely have to check it out again next time I’m here.