Kan man ha roligare = Can you have more fun?
What Kind of Cigar Are You?
Check this out. I came across this online today. Pretty funny…
The Macallan anyone?
The Winning Draught is Over!!
Finally after weeks and weeks.. well it seemed like forever. I play on 4 indoor teams at the moment and none of the teams had won a game in ages. Finally on Sunday, my open team pulled off a win. The majority of us are over 30’s, but we seemed to have good chemistry this time. We beat this team last session too. They are a bunch of kids, just out of high school. Some of them might still be in school. Last time we were beating them pretty good and they got mad and tried to start a fight. You know they were getting beat by a bunch of old guys. Funny thing is, my team has two cops. One state one city. Not a smart person to hit. It would be pretty tough to defend yourself in court if the cop presses charges. š
Anyway, it was nice to beat them again, and finally get another win!
Coed last night wasn’t so lucky though….
Blackbird e-Solutions Procures SEO Deal with TriStarr Staffing
On January 16, 2008, Blackbird e-Solutions signed a deal with TriStarr Staffing to take over their Search Engine Optimization (SEO) campaign.
TriStarr Staffing is a leading staffing company serving central and eastern Pennsylvania, that specializes in Administrative and Professional Staffing. They plan to use SEO to help continued promotion of their well known specialties, as well as their newer services such as Recruiting Support and Human Resources Advisory Services.
The project will be a collaboration with the marketing firm; Haley Marketing Group. Haley will be creating the site design and the copy. BbeS is providing āOrganic Site Optimizationā, which includes the following: Site Evaluation, Keyword Research and Analysis, Site Optimization and Manual Submission to Major Search Engines. (Follow the link for more information about our Search Engine Optimization services or Contact Us).
We look forward to working with TriStarr Staffing, as well as collaborating with Haley Marketing Group.
Iāll also post and update when the site goes live.
From: e-Life Discussion about Blackbird e-Solutions and the Tech and Localization Industries
Darwin Awards
Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here is the glorious winner:
1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the honorable mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved.
3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer . . . $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. T he cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York State convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.”
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. (*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER)
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.