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As a lot of people know I work part-time for Google as a rater. Because of the job I come acrooss a lot of strange things. This morning I’ve been working on a project on the topic, quotes about relationships (remarkably appropriate) Some of the quotes I found were pretty good. So, I thought I would share…

“Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.”
— Mignon McLaughlin

“I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze women… they’re self-destructive. But they crash into you, and you die along with them.”
— Woody Allen

“The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired.”
— Milton Berle

“A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman knows.”
— Monica Piper

“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.”
— Mae West

“I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
— Garry Shandling

“Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?”
— Helen Rowland

“That’s why guys get married, so they can stop wooing. It’s exhausting to woo. You know, you woo, you woo, and you woo, you gotta go Whoa!”
— Paul Reiser

“Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you, too.”
— Will Smith