PRISON
@ WORK
- You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
- You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
- You get three meals a day fully paid for
- You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
- You get time off for good behavior
- You get more work for good behavior
- The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
- You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
- You can watch TV and play games
- You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
- You get your own toilet
- You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
- They allow your family and friends to visit
- You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family
- All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
- You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare
- You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
- You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
- You must deal with sadistic wardens
- They are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!
Now get back to work. You’re not getting paid to surf.
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